This was a really fun, pixel, text-based game to play and I liked to experiment different commands to get the easiest achievements. A command was particularly funny when typing it (SPOON, the message is "the spoon grows arms and legs and starts dancing. No, not really"), also typing BOWL gets a funny message. Graphics is fun, the music is very fun even if I liked to mute it and play in the background Rebecca Black's Friday XD to make the experience more immersive and fun. While listening to it, I've noticed some parts of the lyrics are put in the medals' names. Nice and fun reference. I am a relatively fast typer so getting the "Everybody's Rushing" achievement wasn't that hard (my current score is 00:00:37.49) but the problem was to get the right combos to complete each of the three main tasks (feeling stylin', hands washed and you had cereal) to get to the party. So after experimenting I finally found the combination of actions to perform in order to get the achievement.
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Let's first start with the easiest ones, those that imply a simple input to get the achievement immediately:
-Suicide
just type DIE or SUICIDE anywhere in the game
-Oh poop I
pretty straightforward, type POOP anywhere in the game
-Derp
just make 5 typos
easy achievements that require extra commands to obtain the medal:
-Oh poop II
type BATHROOM, then TOILET
-Burn Baby, Burn!
type BATHROOM, then SHOWER
-Cereal Killer
type STAIRS or HALL (pro-tip: I suggest HALL since it has less letters and it's easier to type in a fast way), KITCHEN, PEANUT BOWL (pro-tip 2: you can type PEANUT AND BOWL and you'll get the same result but I suggest just PEANUT BOWL because you will type faster, useful for the "Everybody's rushing" medal) and then type EAT
-Have a nice trip!
type CLOSET, then DRESS and finally type again HANGER
-Oh poop III
type CLOSET, DRESS, BEDROOM, BATHROOM, and finally DRESS TOILET (don't flush the toilet first!)
-Poop Princess
this achievement will automatically unlock once you get all Oh Poop achievements
-ZAP!
type BATHROOM and then SINK
Well, now we reach the achievements that require some conditions to be obtained, the easiest one is "Going Viral"
-Going Viral (viral ending)
while in your bedroom just type COMPUTER
-Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! (normal ending)
start from the closet to get your first condition to go to the party because it's the fastest way to end the game and end it in a fast way (less than 2 minutes), so the commands are:
CLOSET, DRESS, BEDROOM, BATHROOM, FLUSH, DRESS TOILET, DRESS TOASTER (1st condition: feeling stylin'), TOASTER, SINK SOAP (2nd condition: hands washed), BEDROOM, HALL, KITCHEN, CHOCOLATE BOWL, MILK BOWL, EAT SPOON (3rd condition: you had cereal), HALL, DOOR, FRONT
you beat the game and if you are fast, meaning you manage to beat the game in less than 2 minutes you will get two extra medals:
-Everybody's Rushing
-FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! (100 points worth!)
reach the party after completing every task and/or achievement
-Winaholic
you get all three "You Win" endings
Now the last medals, the losing medals
-Partyin, Partyin, NO!
CLOSET, DRESS, BEDROOM, BATHROOM, FLUSH, DRESS TOILET, DRESS TOASTER, TOASTER, SINK SOAP, BEDROOM, HALL, KITCHEN, CHOCOLATE BOWL, MILK BOWL, EAT SPOON, HALL, DOOR, NO
-Road Kill
CLOSET, DRESS, BEDROOM, BATHROOM, FLUSH, DRESS TOILET, DRESS TOASTER, TOASTER, SINK SOAP, BEDROOM, HALL, KITCHEN, CHOCOLATE BOWL, MILK BOWL, EAT SPOON, HALL, DOOR, BACK
These two losing endings will trigger the achievement "Loseaholic"
-Loseaholic
get all deaths possible in the game
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As I said at the beginning of my review the game was very fun and I think I will replay it again for the fun now that I have all achievements. Nice job, keep it up!