Time to finally review this game that I enjoyed so much minus a small thing that I will mention later in the review, but first let's focus on elements that had me spend hours reading most of the web pages (except for fanfiction because frankly I never enjoyed them and most of the time they are not even well written). This simulator superbly managed to recreate the atmosphere of 90s Internet especially in its last years. It reproduced the same vibe and feel even on a visual and sound level. I had my first PC in 1995 where I could play my first games on PC such as Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D and many others (I learnt Europe capitals and countries thanks to a geography game). I had Internet Explorer but at that time I couldn't connect to Internet because we couldn't afford it and my parents didn't even know how to connect to it. So I spent my days looking at that small world icon thinking "wow, that's the window to the world, through that window I can see the world, I can connect to the world, I can know different worlds".
I had goosebumps when I saw that icon, one day I even tried to click on it and I see the image of the computers connecting to each other but beyond this nothing happened (I also feared that connecting to it I would suck up telephone bills XD but that was silly me when I was little, lol). I liked drawing with Paint, this is one of the draws I mad in the game:
https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/4ece16bc6ae0ec0d75b12633ebaff51d
The part I enjoyed the most was Internet Explorer especially Politics and Conspiracies theories. The conspiracy theory I loved the most was the British one XD I laughed my ass off when reading it but at the same time it allowed me to see the thinking process of a conspiracy theorist. I admit I miss those conspiracy theorists because at that time they put effort in their nonsense, now it's just rage, disrespect for science and lack of thinking process. Reading the world events was a jump in the past because I lived all these events and the one that left a mark in me was the Balkan wars and Kosovo wars. I still remember as if it was yesterday when I was about to get on the bus to go to school and I saw two fucking McDonnell Douglas F-15E Strike Eagles flying over my head to go to Kosovo
A bit oh history of this strike fighter: in August 1993, F-15Es from 492nd and 494th FS deployed to Aviano, Italy. In late 1993, NATO ordered a limited F-15E strike at Udbina airfield, targeting Serbian forces in neighboring Croatia. Eight F-15Es armed with GBU-12s took off to attack an SA-6 anti-aircraft vehicle; the mission was cancelled mid-flight over the application of stringent Rules of Engagement. In August 1995, in support of NATO's Operation Deliberate Force, F-15Es flew strike missions against Serbian armor and logistics around the Bosnian capital, Sarajevo. On 9 September, an F-15E deployed the type's first GBU-15 bomb; dropping nine on Bosnian-Serb ground forces and air defense targets near Banja Luka. Then in response to the displacement of Kosovars and the Serbian government's rejection of a NATO ultimatum, Operation Allied Force was launched in March 1999. A total of 26 F-15Es flew the first strikes of Allied Force against Serb surface-to-air-missile sites, anti-aircraft batteries and early warning radar stations.
Why did I mention this? Because this links to a scene I saw on TV during the 1999 NATO bombings of Yugoslavia: the bombing of Hotel Jugoslavija. Maybe this name doesn't tell you much but to me this hotel has a special place in my heart because it was the hotel my parents and I went after they adopted me in Romania. They brought me to this hotel which was one of the oldest luxurious Serbian hotels. It is located in the Zemun municipality. The hotel was opened in 1969 as "one of the most comfortable and most luxurious" hotels in Yugoslavia, and "among top 5 largest and most beautiful hotels in Europe." I can guarantee you that the food was excellent (Serbian cuisine is fantastic, try it if you ever have occasion!), service spot on, the waiters were very kind, everything was perfect.
It was used as an accommodation for celebrities and high officials visiting Belgrade, as president Tito included the hotel in his official protocol. Some of the famous people who stayed in the Hotel Jugoslavija include Queen Elizabeth II, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, U Thant, Willy Brandt, Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, Buzz Aldrin, Belgian and Dutch royals, Luis Echeverría, athletes, artists and so on. Well, during these fucking bombings the hotel was hit and damaged during the night of 7/8 May 1999. Two attacks, two missiles in the first and one more in the second, left the building unusable. The west wing was damaged, while the annex and the north wing were thoroughly demolished. Reconstruction began in October 1999. Only parts were fully renovated, while other parts were only fixed enough to stop further collapse. The hotel was reopened on 31 December 1999, with the New Year's Eve party.
I was glad the hotel managed to be reopened, but trust me that seeing it ruined because of bombings on television was like being stabbed right in the heart because part of me has been destroyed.
sad fact: the structure was demolished in January 2025
https://creativesunite.eu/article/the-jugoslavija-hotel-is-being-demolished-and-belgrade-is-rapidly-uprooting-the-modernist-legacy-of-the-socialist-era
rest in peace, you were a good hotel....
Thank you for letting me discover možeš da nam pušiš Klintone, as someone who studied Serbo-Croatian, hearing the lyrics was easy to understand overall meaning and now I can't stop singing it XD this is why I love Serbian spirit, they can held heads up even in the darkest moments. Ofc I know how complicated is the Balkan because the more you study about it (and I don't mean just Balkans in the 90s but I mean Balkans from 13th to 19th century and we went through a lot, as Romanian I can confirm), the more you have questions than answers. By the way here the entire video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42PcV8Gch_Q
I loved noticing the singer also sang Bandiera Rossa. Bandiera Rossa (Italian, 'Red Flag'), often also called Avanti Popolo after its opening words is one of the most famous songs of the Italian labour movement. It glorifies the red flag, symbol of the socialist and communist movements. The text was written by Carlo Tuzzi in 1908; the melody is taken from two Lombard folk songs.
Plus I loved seeing all those flags, awww Greece *_*
I found very interesting the part about George W. Bush, I read his biography with interest because I didn't know some elements. A thing that characterized 90s Internet was the massive presence of personalized web pages where people created personal space to share their interests or slice of life. I did enjoy reading these parts and I read in the description of your game that without Internet Archive the game couldn't have been possible and this resonates very much considering that right now Internet Archive is facing a threat of being sued of $700 million by important record labels, here a journal to know more about it if you are interested (sorry for spam, but I think it's important since the game is also a product of this gem, plus in the blog you find other blogs talking about it):
https://yatsufusa.newgrounds.com/news/post/1530391
I liked how that Internet was characterized by these wacky sites, pages, fanpages (seriously the Friends vs Seinfeld had me crack XD, that was the best part of the Celebrity and Pop Culture section). I like how back in the 90s not all people knew how to make decent-looking pages, some pages were a pain in the eyes because of bright colours and bright backgrounds, lol.
And now the only part I feel to criticize: AOL Runner mini game. The game itself is cute and enjoyable but if you aim at getting the last medal, which I suppose is 100 points worth, prepare for a lot of frustration and ragequit. I managed to get the first two medals, but this one is a pain in the ass because:
1) the speed at which the game goes reaches a point that is almost impossible for the eyes to keep the pace. I am trying every possible strategy (keeping an eye on the moving obstacles, using the arrow as focal point, etc.) but nothing seems to work because there is another element that makes the minigame quite unfair
2) unbalance between obstacles and resources (coins and clocks). I see more obstacles than resources and I've noticed that each match changes location and frequency at which resources may appear. In some combinations, like I called them, I can find clocks and coins relatively at the beginning, helping me to reach decent scores and keep up, but in others I struggle and after 300-400 points speed becomes too fast to keep with the eyes.
I sometimes think that only birds and flies could play this game since they have high Flicker Fusion Frequency (FFF) which refers to the rate at which a flickering light appears to become a continuous, steady light. Humans typically have an FFF around 60Hz. This means that if a light flickers faster than 60 times per second, we perceive it as constant. However, many birds, especially smaller, agile species, have a much higher FFF. Some studies have shown that small songbirds have an FFF of over 140hz. This means they are able to see flickers that to us would appear as constant light. Because of this, birds can detect rapid movements and changes in their environment that humans miss. Because they can process visual information faster, they see more ‘frames’ of the action and therefore can very accurately track the movement of the threat. This gives them an opportunity to anticipate the predator’s trajectory and take evasive action. A high FFF contributes to a more detailed perception of the environment so birds can discern the fine details of a predator’s movements, such as very small changes in body posture or direction. This can help the bird to see the very beginning of an attack and, therefore, react quicker.
I think that in order to make more obtainable this difficult medal a nice balance between resources and obstacles would be nice: maybe adding them more at the beginning and then making them less frequent once you reach around 800 points.
I also wonder if velocity increases with incremental speed or if it reaches a maximum and stays that way. Congrats to RomWatt for being the first to have achieved it, I hope others will make it. In the meantime I will try to reach that too because it's the last medal I would like to unlock. I also reached 1123 points but NG servers crashed when I was playing and the game didn't register the score and is still at 1048....
Besides this only negative element I still liked the game a lot and I read and re-read those web pages. Thank you for making it, for the FP and Daily Feature, totally deserved all of them^^